Please stop calling me "Mr. Mom." I am her Dad. I am not "stay-at-home" either. We try to go out into the world every day. I also teach College English part time. This gives me an excuse both to speak in complex sentences and to shave. When I'm not doing that, I am pursuing a graduate degree in Foreign Literature, Language, and Culture. This gives me an excuse to wrestle with Ibsen, Rilke, and Pindar after the juice bottles, diapers, mashed bananas, diapers, babyproofing, etc. Some days, the TA reads "The Runaway Bunny," and I read Nietzsche. Some days, we switch.